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Christmas Party

by Chris Williams

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The war on Christmas is over. Let's celebrate the holiday spirit with a Christmas Party!

This is a new version of the song, recorded with an all-star assortment of high desert musicians with Pat Kearns at Goat Mountain Studio. Featuring:

Djuna "DJ" Gray (the Yes Go's)
Colin Donahue (the High 70s)
DW (solo artist)
David "Big Dave" Johnson (Yucca Man)


they say there’s a war on Christmas
I don’t want a war on anything
It’s not just about the Jesus thing
Share the spirit that you bring

I just want to wish you a happy holiday

please don’t take that the wrong way

Let’s have a Christmas party
Ugly sweaters everywhere
Everybody’s eating fruitcake
And spilling egg nog on the chairs

I don’t care if your drunk uncle
Tries to start a fight
We’ll laugh about it all night

They say there’s a war on Christmas
Put that elf back on the shelf
Rein it in, dear
Let’s fight about something else

There’s a sale at Walmart
You should be there in the aisles
Fighting over presents
For your over-privileged child

Let’s have Christmas party
Everyone’s invited
The wicked and the righteous
Are all gonna play nicely

Jesus is up in heaven
You have to live your life
Go to the Seven Eleven
We’re running low on ice
For our Christmas party!

Merry Christmas
The war is over
Let’s celebrate this
Pour me another

Let’s have a war on Christmas
Mother fucking Christmas
Said no one ever


released December 1, 2023
Chris Williams - acoustic guitar, electric guitar, vocals
Djuna "DJ" Gray - bass, keyboards
Colin Donahue - drums
DW - lead guitar
David "Big Dave" Johnson - vocals
Pat Kearns - engineer, producer
recorded at Goat Mountain Studio


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