When I was a little boy
I wanted to make a great big noise
Well I did and I liked it
But my mom thought it was frightening
You better come back down before you break your neck and
Get struck by lightening
Then I met a little girl
I wanted to show her my new toy
Well I did and she liked it
But she also thought it was frightening
You better go back home before my dad finds out and
You get struck by lightening
My dad said, “boy, you’ve got to be a man.”
And then he said a lot of things I didn’t understand
I didn’t know what he was talking about
And I didn’t know where he went
When he went out
But I know what happened
He got struck by lightening
Then I saw her kiss a man
I wanted to kill him with my bare hands
Well I did and I liked it
I also thought it was frightening
You better run away before the cops get here and
You get struck by lightening